Won't be long until Christmas, now. So the other day, I asked my sweetie what she wanted as a gift.
"Nothin'," she replied in a slightly annoyed tone. "We've got to get rid of stuff, not add to. And nobody wants our stuff after we're finished with it," she grumbled.
"Okay, so how about a little trip to an exotic place?" I queried.
That got her attention. Then her eyebrows knitted into a full facial frown: "Where?" she suspiciously replied.
"How about Niagara Falls?"
With eyes rolling…