Hands down, this is the best story I've heard in a long time.
Some of our farmer friends took a vacation out east this summer and part of their trip included a jaunt through Boston. Somewhere in that city, on a lovely summer afternoon, they came across a stand set up by Stonyfield Organic and offering up free yogurt.
They thought, "Hey, free yogurt. Our kids love yogurt."
As they approached, the plot thickened. The Stonyfield folks had placards that read, "Heck…