Why I'd Move to Texas

My Generation

The Texas State Fair stands up to PETA in a big way.

Published on: October 4, 2011
Never before have I thought to myself, "Hey, I could live in Texas."

Today, I read this. Now I think I could. You go, Texas. Tell those PETA peeps where to take their half-baked sideshow.

And as an aside, do you think the Illinois State Fair would do the same?

(Also, nothing against Texas. I'm just happy here in Illinois. Bloom where God plants ya, I say.)