What's in The Bag?

My Generation

This may be the most inane contest ever, but if you know what's in this picture you could win a hat. Because we all need more of those.

Published on: December 30, 2010

First person (who I'm not related to) who can correctly identify this bag of stuff with a blog comment below wins a Prairie Farmer hat!

Bonus points if you can also explain why I've left it set on the mudroom floor for approximately 2.5 months. Because I sure can't.